keep your friends close but keep your enemies closer, pinned against a wall in a fight, so close your noses are practically touching, look down at their lips, start making out
Tracks
if you choose to take this post personally that’s not my problem and i will probably make fun of you
The bimbofication of Willy Wonka
“Have you followed us!?”
all white men look the same except the white men i like. hope that helps
me listening to my playlist: omg that’s crazy i love this song
20 years. Ugh.
And you?
Jumanji (1995, dir. Joe Johnston)
Adam, text me once you’ve watched the Kylie Does New York spin-off, yeah?
*doing a tarot card reading* uh oh… this guy has a sword… better watch out for that…
touching grass is not enough i need to be shot
RED DEAD REDEMPTION 2 — Steam Reviews
Red Dead Redemption 2 shenanigans
Miss Grimshaw: Mr. Morgan! I haven’t seen you donate a single thing to the collection box!
Me:
Least I donated more than just a fucking feather
